Sorry it was slightly delayed guys. Been working on my newest Random Legacy (insertshamelessplug) Random Remington’s, plus we have had some major storms roll through the past few days, including the one that took out Moore, Okla.
Please also think of Joplin tomorrow. It’s our (I live nearby, but not in) two year anniversary since that tornado went through.
Last time, Generation 2 got underway. Sisters were pregnant and the rest all got married. All the Sephi lovers out there should be happy. I had already played this before Generation 2 was posted, but I am glad things went they way they did. XD
I am hoping that Hunter makes his visits scarce. I really don’t want Tempest to be the cousin to her own brother/sister. How creepy is it to have you mother’s ex-husbands offspring? *ick*
Sadly, the two are attached at the hip.
Hunter: *spspspsp* If you ever have an itch, I’m here to scratch.
Vera: You’ll be the first to know!
Vera, you need a job and a life.
Vera: Only if I can take my tv with me.
Register lady: Can I help you?
Darian: Yes, I require a potion, might I peruse the items you have in stock?
Reg, Lady: Sure.
Darian: I don’t see what I want, but I will be returning on a weekly basis.
I wish you would hurry up.
Gloria: I hate being the maid! I want more.
Gloria: I want him!
Sephi: I’m gonna hang out here, dad. The maid was drooling in my underwear drawer again.
Billy: Sure. How does this sound?
Sephi: Sounds good. What is it?
Billy: Level 9 song book.
Darian: You are so creepy! Stop it!
Vesper: No one talks to me that way.
Then he accuses her of being a workaholic and they fight. What the hell is Vesper doing when I’m not looking?
What’s the rush?
Vera: Bachelorette party!
Vera: What the hell are you doing here, nature bitch?
Gloria: You invited me, tater tot!
Amber: Oh. Great. First time at my dad’s house and I hit a war zone. Think I’ll go hide and eat this plate of yellow fuzz.
Desirae! Want more babies! Have some!
Dusty: What are you doing?
Sephi: Hiding from the maid.
Vesper toasted Vera…to the tv…Vera’s broken tv.
I LOL’d hardcore.
Vera: I’m totally putting that dancer on the “To Sample” list.
Kadaj: I want the one on the right!
Vera: Fine. I can share.
Darian’s Mom. TV’s broke!
Vesper: We can tie them up and take turns using and abusing their hot bods.
Dancer 1: Ohh goodie! Bondage!
Dancer 2: *pees his pants*
Vera: Sounds good to me.
Desirae: Now that you are the Empress of evil…I HATE YOU!
Vesper and Vera: TV’s broke.
Vera: Oh. Baby XD
But…I have your wedding dress all set up! You can’t do this to me!
Vera: Omg. I want to do him right now!
Uh oh! Dusty better not catch you. Wait. You were hiding from her earlier!
Sephi: I changed my mind. She’s hot.
Darian’s Mom: You’re so hot.
Billy: If we weren’t both married and if I wasn’t afraid of my wife, I would totally do you right now.
Darian stumbled his way home from the evening out and passed out.
Billy; I promise to finish my guitar before I die!
Darian: Now that I’m second in command. I decree a new rule.
Gloria: I hate you! Why did you think it was okay for that man to decree this?
Hey, it was a grand idea.
Gloria: My new uniform is humiliating!
You look gorgeous! Now be quiet and do laundry.
Gloria: You have to tell Mr. Darian that I will not wear this. It’s not in my contract!
Sephi: You have no clue how bad I want to bend you over that dryer.
Gloria: That idea pleases me greatly!
Sephi: I bet it does. Maybe we should get together sometime and play “The Naughty Maid Polishes My Pole”
Gloria: *pants* Okay.
You anger me!
Vera: Sephi propositioning the maid is rather distasteful.
You really think so?
Vera: Nah. I just wish the maid was a man all of a sudden.
Dusty: Woohoo a wedding.
Billy: Sorry, voice. I will get back to it soon.
You get the night off, pal. Let your fingers enjoy a break.
Billy: Don’t mind if I do. I hope you invited that hot piece of ass.
Billy: Ooh! Her too! I meant that maid though.
Mickey showed up!
Vera: You’re still mad?
I’m getting over it. It’s a decent turn out.
Vera: Yes. Too bad it’s ruined by everyone booing Mom.
Vera: I’m ready to get started now if you are.
Isaac: OMG! It’s Tempest.
Isn’t that your wife?
Isaac: Yes, but omg! I’m married to Tempest!
Nice to see that you dressed up for the occasion.
Earnest: SP has bad wardrobe choices. Not my fault at all.
Darian, turn that damn phone off. Vera, quit drawing attention to your expanding girth! Everyone already sees this as a shotgun wedding!
This is Earnest’s son. He’s a cutie!
Terra! I didn’t think you were coming!
Terra: I didn’t have a choice. SP forced me here.
Vesper: I’m going to ruin her life if she doesn’t stop pointing and laughing at everyone.
Isaac: Show some class, Dusty. Sit down and shut up.
Do you really want your mom to kill off your wife?
Sephi: She won’t. She might do something even worse though.
So stop Dusty!
Sephi: I will. I Just can’t stop looking at her.
Vera: Who invited the brat?
Darian: You did. It’s your nephew!
Vera: Oh. That’s cool then. Hi kid!
Mickey: Hi, auntie!
Dusty: BOOO! You suck!
Vesper: You are ruining my daughter’s wedding. Stop now or I will ruin you.
I gave you the night off for the wedding. Not so you can hide in the house. Get!
Sephi: I wish I had a real wedding.
No. No you don’t.
The sobbing was a bit much, but with Dusty booing and laughing at everyone, it was even worse.
So starts with Dusty’s sister. It runs in the family.
Dusty: MY sister has it right. YOU SUCK!
Sephi: I’m so embarrassed by you right now, Dusty.
Dusty’s Sister: Boo Vera! Empress of Evil is your mom! You all suck ass!
Darian: Just ignore them. Breathe!
Vera: They better stop before I do the stopping.
Dusty: *shuts up* Oh how sweet!
Vesper: Your days are numbered.
Darian’s Dad: Hurry up, boy! I’m starving!
Vera; Cake XD
Earnest: You’re evilness makes me happy.
Vesper: Good. For that, welcome to the family, son.
Terra: BOO! The maid is wearing a naughty outfit to the wedding.
Okay. Vesper is fighting with Dusty and Billy is eating cake. Darian just walked by.
Then who is woohooing? I bet Caterpillar talked you into this.
You two were my very last suspects. Unlike other stories, that will remain nameless…or linked to two seconds ago. You woohoo in a bed that doesn’t belong to you, MC will pollinate you. Have fun with that baby Kadaj!
Kadaj: We don’t want more babies!
Tough! Woohoo at your own house then.
Dusty: Sephi couldn’t stop looking at the maid. This displeases me.
Dusty: But I will solve that problem right now.
Gloria; I could have sworn the note said for me to meet Sephi right here.
I guess we better stop here or I will never stop. Sorry it was so very long!
Next time, Vesper goes to prison and escapes. Billy ages up, and a baby is born.
Last time, Tempest and Isaac got married, graduation glitched, Bill and Kadaj got married, Terra and Kadaj got their portraits, got pregnant and then moved out. Vesper conned another job level out of Dallas Shallow. Mickey became an adorable child and Vera-Ellen became our heiress.
So starts Generation 2.
Billy gets started on Tempest’s portrait. She has still not graduated.
It did eventually get done.
Issac got a makeover.
Vera: Move it, Temp! I can see through you, not the cake.
Vera aged up with huge boobs.
So her makeover did include a breast reduction.
Vera: I feel like a part of me is missing!
Isaac: Yes, you are no longer just a walking pair of boobs.
Issac (yes just noticed it’s spelled wrong): Hmm. I really did enjoy watching them.
Issac: But at least I still have my memories.
Vera: You are so pathetic. I’m surprised that Tempest hasn’t killed you yet.
Billy celebrated his 1 year anniversary (technically it was the 20 year) by completing the last of the portraits.
Vera: I don’t want to work out for 4 hours! I want my freakin’ tv!
Tiffany used all her wiles on Chase Lin..
Tiffany: You are so hot. Want to get married and have babies?
Across the street Ganon and Desirae were spotted doing everything except the actual woohoo act right on the side of the road.
Chase: Well, I really like my new makeover. I guess I can spare a few minutes to flirt.
Chase: Okay. Minutes over. You are a loser.
Then this lady died. I think it’s Chase’s girlfriends’ mother or something.
Tempest popped during all that. Everyone is still waiting for graduations.
*I put back in the SP/Career mod at one point soonish. – SP/Situation/Grads/Proms/Curfew and set it so that Graduations could happen every fuckin day of the week so I don’t have to wait 7 days and then have 50 people clogging up City Hall to graduate en masse*
The light at the end of the tunnel
I swear, Vera, you’ll be an elder by the time you finally work out for 4 hours.
Vera: Must. Watch. TV.
Sephi *pretends to be invisible so he doesn’t have to move out*
It worked! 20 people graduate today. *sob*
Jennifer is going to pop her kid out at any time. Looks like Kadaj will deliver soon after.
Tiffany got oh who knows. They only ever get three things, Most likely to be a Sports Star, Most Popular, Mediocre/or never leave the house. Unless you are Vera. Then you don’t get robes or a Voted thingy. Nope. She only got a diploma to prove that she graduated.
Vera: I fail at life DX
Yeah, I see that.
I was trying to find love for someone and saw that this poor kid thought “Vesper was being creepy”
o.o How cheap. Generation 2 is done. Let’s just skip it and go to 3 now. Culinary Librarian. She rolled it during the teens and apparently read them all online “searching for recipes”.
Vera: I watch a lot of tv too. A. Lot.
Meanwhile, Kadaj was calling Vesper creepy too. I would pay to know what Vesp was doing to him.
Vera: You have IF hair. Are you an IF?
Darian: Um no. My parents are genetic immigrants from the Land of Bin. One is a witch, the other a fairy. I am both.
Vera: That’s pretty neat.
Vera: You’re really hot. I love the wings too.
He moves in after agreeing to be her boyfriend and gets started on his new job of taking over as portrait painter since he will basically live forever and Billy is staring elder in the eye.
Tiffany: I sense a new man in the house.
Vera; He’s mine. Stay away tramp.
The next day Darian has his graduation.
Tiffany makes a new friend.
It quickly escalates into romance. Earnest Shelley-Lott, I do believe was an immigrant too. He married Buck Broke’s daughter Susie and they have a YA son now. Buck is still alive, but Susie isn’t. I have no clue what happened though.
Tiffany got him to kiss her, but he would not go any further without her agreeing to becoming a vampire.
Tiffany: Are you kidding? My mother would be delighted if I became even more evil! *offers arm*
He then dragged her off to bed for a risky woohoo. It didn’t work, but that’s okay.
They took a bit of a nap. Well Earnest did. Tiffany ran off to another bed.
She took a nap for a bit and then dragged poor Earnest into bed again with a TFB. Yet another failure. I figure it might be due to the bite, but she didn’t listen to me.
They quickly exchanged rings and Tiffany moved in with the Broke family since I didn’t want to drag Earnest and his kid into the house.
These two are playing it safe. Not one risky or TFB in the past couple of days.
Vera: I’m enjoying how quiet the house is. I don’t want to add chaos into it now.
All that’s left is Billy, Vesper, Sephi, Vera and Darian.
Please tell me you are finally going to finish this opportunity.
Vera: This would go so much better if you would just put a tv in here.
*****Need for Speed: World has taken over my life, so several days of that later, I am back playing*****
The family maid was spotted at the gazebo, so she got a makeover.
Diane? Gloria: Mr. Voorhees? What are you doing here?
Sephi: My mother’s bidding.
Gloria: You still do what your mommy tells you to?
Sephi: Only if I want to keep breathing.
Gloria: We could chat or watch the stars.
Gloria: Or you could give me flowers. I would KILL to live in a legacy house.
Sephi: Cool! Mother requires a new slave for cleaning. You fill the bill nicely.
Gloria: Yeah, I don’t think so, Mr. Voorhees.
Sephi: Good. I found something way better.
After new hair and eyebrows.
Sephi: Maybe after I get married, you and me can get together under the stars, but until then, I gotta go.
Sephi: I think you would look great in my bed.
Dusty Farr: Is that the best you could do?
Sephi: I haven’t had this much facetime before, cut me some slack.
Dusty: I will as long as the handcuffs aren’t just for bad guys!
Sephi: You are a dream come true.
The moment is now ruined. Thanks dipshit.
Kendrick Farr: He better not plant anything in my wife’s garden.
Dusty: Just get out of here, I have a chance of actually being in a legacy house.
After he convinces her to dump her husband, things really start to take off.
Too bad it took ALL NIGHT!
Sephi was lucky that she agreed to be his girlfriend considering how tired and hungry she was.
Then I got a pop up that Billy painted a Masterpiece.
Get. Off. The. Easel.
Billy: But it’s a masterpiece! It’s my best work!
I don’t care. If you’re awake and not at work, you are on the guitar. End of story.
Back over to Sephi for the interrupted proposal and marriage.
Back home, Vesper is seen putting her workaholic trait to good use.
No! Not in your sisters bed! I am making up your room right now!
Sephi: We can’t hold back. Must have risky woohoo right this very second.
After they were done, I finally got them both to eat and get in bed before they died.
The risky did not have a chime, but that doesn’t mean much around here. I will keep an eye out.
Vesper took a much needed break from working.
Vesper: If you don’t let me win, I will end you!
Vera: Not if I take you out first, old lady.
Darian: Woohoo? Risky? All day long?
Vera: If you want.
Darian: OMG! I thought we were just going to live in sin for this generation.
Vera: Nah. Just know that my mother killed her first husband, I have no problem doing it either. Don’t screw up. Ever.
Darian: I promise! Even if your new sister-in-law is hot.
I was quite surprised that the new slave ended up being artistic. She might just prove to be handy to have around. Darian fails at being an artist.
Vera and Darian pay Sephi and Dusty back.
They both got the 4 hour work out opportunity.
And that night, Vesper’s hard work paid off. Our new Emperor of Evil, just before she passed out.
Next time, maybe Billy will get his last two levels of guitar and complete his LTW. Babies? Who knows!
Evil points: 0
Legacy Points: 14
LTW Complete: 2
100K Happy Points: 1 (Vesper)
Last time, Ganon, Desirae and Mickey were the first to move out. All the kids had gotten jobs, prom happened, Terra, Tempest and Kadaj all aged up to YA. Terra married her prom sweetheart and she moved in for a couple of days.
It’s really funny how Vesper has calmed down so much and settled into the mother role, while Billy has taken over being mean for no reason. Sephi seems to be showing how bad he is a lot more lately. Must be teen hormones.
Isaac “magically” aged up to YA.
So while these two were being so adorable and getting engaged….
..I found a plantsim. I wish I could encourage her to have babies.
My graduation is all weird.
Terra and Kadaj graduated just fine. Tempest did not. I have never had a ghost not graduate, so maybe it’s delayed?
Tempest: Do you know, my mom met Billy right in this very spot when she was pregnant with me and Terra 18 years ago.
Isaac: No, I had no clue.
So they celebrated 18 years of her mom and step-dads pretty loving marriage by getting married in the same spot.
Bill: What? You don’t think I’m too face 1 to marry into the family? Oh happy day!
Kadaj and Bill and Terra and Jennifer are all now expecting babies.
And then their portraits were finally done and the two couples moved out.
We got a pop up that Sephiroth’s romantic interest was now going steady with some boy. Sephie felt that need to dump her cheating ass and I agreed.
Hey Dallas! I have had like four days off due to graduation and and weekends. How about a promotion?
Dallas; I’m sorry? I- I can’t get over how hot your are.
Yellow Hat: Omg! Is your boss coming on to you? Yuck! Sexual harassment!!
Vesper: I said “Give me a promotion or die you disgusting prick”.
Yellow Hat: I must get a drink and watch this mess play out!
Yellow hat: Damn. The bar is blocked.
Dallas: I don’t want to die! Here. Have a level 8 job!
Vesper: Good. That was a very good choice.
Tempest: You are a pathetic loser just like Vera!
Vera: Hey! I’m right here dumbass!
Jennifer, if you went home you could go to sleep.
Tiffany: I need some popcorn for this show.
Vera: Ooh. Popcorn goes good with movies.
Tempest: No. I don’t want a hug right now. I’m hormonal.
Vera: And this couple is trying to oust me from my rightful spot as heir? Really? I don’t even think so.
Tiffany: Yes! Become enemies. Your unhappiness makes me happy!
TiffanY: Shit! No, don’t tell her that!
Tiffany: I’m unhappy again.
Later that night a chime was heard from those two. I wish they would have waited.
Because guess who is having a birthday!
Tiffany rolled Loves the cold for a whopping 0 points. She ends with a +4, which officially knocks out Tempest as heiress.
Vera and Sephiroth were tied at +5 each. Neither one were very good at going to school or doing homework
Vera’s Rebellious adds a +2 for a grand total of 7 evil points.
Sephitoth;s Loner adds a +1 for a grand total of 6 evil points.
Vera will take over next time.
Final Evil Standings:
Generation points: 2
Portrait Points 5 (will do four more next time).
LTW Points: 0
House (280k) 2
Legacy points – 9
In other news:
Mickey becomes a child. He looks just like Desirae, but with Vesper’s eye color.
Next time, we will have four portraits to do, three spouses to find, and (hopefully) four graduations, unless ghosts don’t graduate anymore. Plus, we should have at least one LTW completed!
Last time, all the kids had birthdays, Ganon started on the portraits, Vesper worked, and Billy painted. Then Ganon went to prom, got a girlfriend, got married, and had a baby named Mickey.
That’s a new one. Who is she?
Billy: My ideal woman. She can’t talk, she can’t force me to paint and she isn’t evil.
I figured he needed a break, so his guitar was finally bought and shoved in his inventory.
Vesper: Holy crap, Dallas. You did not age well at all. I’m so glad I didn’t marry you and have your ugly ass kids.
Dallas Shallow: Excuse me?
Vesper: Um. I mean, I have had a hard time with this weekends off crap. I want to see that green bar disappear. Can I have a promotion?
Dallas: Of course!
Vesper: Thanks! I am so glad I can destroy my plot to kill you and your family.
And that’s how Vesper got Level 7 in her career.
Tempest! Go home!
Same to you, Terra!
Terra: No. I want.
Terra: I’m gay. I want her.
Okay. Have at it, just don’t let the zombies get you.
Mickey grew up and at this point me and Vesper knew that the time had come.
Vesper: Look, I love you like a daughter. Your grumpiness makes me happy. But you gots to go. Your husband is failing at his LTW and you don’t do anything but eat.
Desirae: Are you sure? We love it here and we don’t want to leave.
Vesper: I know, it’s a scary, cruel world. So suck it up and get the hell out.
Desirae: Hello, real estate lady? GET ME OUT OF HERE FAST! Why? She might change her mind, that’s why!
SP put them in a house down the way and Mickey survived the move okay.
Kadaj: I knew I had a real form in here somewhere! I want to go home to the stars!
Kadaj: Fuck. I’m just a stinkin human with green hair and alien eyes again. Boo!
Sephiroth: Will someone move this fuckin rock! I CAN’T GET UP!
Oops. I must have blocked his path on accident. Poor guy is in the red. I might have killed him on accident if I hadn’t noticed the pop up about him skipping school on a field trip day.
Billy still busts out with some strange ass paintings.
Billy: You punk! You skipped school on a field trip day!
Sephi: The voice! She trapped me in bed! I even got to school too.
Billy: I don’t care! No tv for you.
Billy: I said no tv and I meant it. You’re grounded.
Sephi: Fuck off, jerkwad. Get back to painting since that’s the only thing you do well.
Billy: I’m tired of your crap.
Sehpi: I can’t wait to see the flies buzzing around your rotting corpse.
Billy *wishes to see Sephi’s ghost* o.O
Billy: You will watch what you say, boy.
Sephi: When I’m heir, your dead meat asshole.
Sephi: Oh, it couldn’t be that easy, could it?
Kadaj still randomly works on potions. She also wished to research science, so the science station was bought.
Tempest has taken up writing.
Our little couch potato. Is your show really that bad?
Vera: No. What if daddy dies fixing the dishwasher? I’m not ready to be an orphan.
Um. You still have your mom.
Vera: Oh yeah. I feel better now.
I finally dragged Tiffany away from the golf thingy. She’s addicted to it.
Billy: Okay kid. You’re grounded again for bad grades. I will not raise stupid kids. Bring them up or else.
Then I heard the weird chime! Billy let Sephi off the hook!
I can’t believe they all listened and did with they were told. They…they are actually skilling! *falls over dead*
Vera! What are you doing?
Vera: I’m too cool to skill. You can’t make me bitch. I’ll kill you!
Shit. The fact that the girls all look the same from behind is throwing me off. I think this is Terra having a problem with Don Lothario. I don’t even know why he’s at the house anyway.
This one is Tiffany, who just learned the recipe to stink juice potions.
Tiffany also booby trapped a shower.
The other shower, and also every chair and sink.
Terra: Vera. No. Back away from my dad.
Vera: But I feel all quivery.
Terra: I’m so grossed out right now.
I sent the family to the festival. They all needed a break from skilling and fighting with each other. Looks like some other people showed up too.
Tempest started skating with Isaac Jones.
Not that they did very well, but it was cute watching them.
Great so we have an athlete and a couch potato. We don’t care though. He agreed to go to prom with her.
Tiffany tried to use her face paint to scare Kadaj into letting her win. It didn’t work.
OMG! You’re not in front of the tv!
Vera: I figured I would try something new.
Tempest joined her and I had to laugh. It looks like they have the same bathing suit on.
I finally found something that Sephi loves to do.
Family festival pic.
He’s doing pretty well with grabbing his guitar when he has free time.
Vera and Jennifer (not me) head off to prom. Everyone else was at work, so I had them all leave early and meet them at prom.
Vesper; Put that stupid ass guitar away Billy. I just got a text about a party! Let’s go!
So, I was watching the prom proceedings and realized that A) Vera was missing and B) BIlly was fighting with some chick.
Billy: Your house is disgusting! I can’t believe you dared invite people over for a party.
Amber: Dad, after all these years of abandonment, do you actually think I have to listen the shit spewing from your mouth? I am the mother of your only grandchild.
Vesper: If he ever talks like that to my kids, I’ll kill the asshole.
So, it was the most pop ups I have ever had for a prom. There were almost 60. If you noticed, Vera was not one of them even though she was in the limo. She took off before she even walked in and went to work. I never even noticed because I didn’t check the notices until after they were home and in bed.
Billy is still plugging away at the guitar. He’s very boring, so if you don’t see him, picture him at the easel or the guitar. Vesper is either at work or working out for her athletic skill.
Vera: I’m the only one without a boyfriend or girlfriend.
I never told you to go leave prom and go to work. Don’t cry to me for being a non-evil goody two shoes ..evil person.
Vera: Whatever. I’m just going to watch the romance channel and pretend that I have love too.
Yes, painting and guitar is all you will ever be allowed to do.
Ah. There’s Vesper and her new bff, stink cloud!
Terra and Tempest had their YA birthdays. I decided that even though Kadaj was the youngest, she had no chance for heir and she was on the honor roll. She got her birthday too.
Terra gained Daredevil, which took her -1 up to +1
Tempest gained Hopeless Romantic, which took her +3 down to a +2.
Oddly enough, this kept Tempest in the running. If all three triplets gained a Good/Friendly, Tempest had a chance.
Because I don’t want her to feel left out. Kadaj gained Vehicle Enthusiast. This actually put her at +3. If only she was Vesper’s daughter!
Where you goin’ Terra?
Terra: Just shut up and come with me!
Aha! Jennifer was here. And I believe this guy is Kadaj’s boy from prom!
Jennifer got an emergency makeover.
Terra was going in for the kill.
Bill: Tell Kadaj I said hi!
Terra: Get out, kid. Tell her yourself.
Terra/Jennifer PicSpam for quite a bit.
Jennifer: Look random guy I have a heart for, I gotta dump your ugly ass. I got a woman now.
Terra and Jennifer should be here long enough to get Terra’s portrait done.
Next time, more father/son fights, more marriages, more babies (just not in the active house) and more birthdays! Generation 1 ends next time.sort of!
Until the girls get makeovers, I’m not even going to try and tell them apart. Secondly, the girls lost their IF’s like two days prior. They were playing with them and then they were gone. Only Sephiroth and Kadaj didn’t lose theirs.
So, I was doubly surprised when they materialized out of thin air and became real.
It’s kind of like a family meal, just missing some people.
This family is a bit too close for comfort. Vesper is on permanent birth control, so she can do what she wants now.
Vesper continues to be unevil towards her children.
First portrait is done. Vesper was the recipient of a still-life version of herself.
Tempest in both forms. I think if she was not a ghost, her and Terra would be close to identical.
Vera-Ellen. Luckily they have different colored eyes. I wonder if that’s why Vera-Ellen is the most evil? Every kid has mom’s eyes except Vera.
I had to redo the scoring because I can’t count.
Ganon has -3 – No chance for heir. Will stick around to do portraits for a while.
Terra has -2.
Tempest has +1
Tiffany has +2
Vera-Ellen has +4
Sephiroth has +4
It’s possible for the other to screw up or gain some ground, but I think the competition is going to be between Vera and Sephi.
Kadaj may not count, but she has a +1
I think this is the best pic we have of Kadaj so far.
Her birthday was the day after the triplets. She gained over-emotional.
All the kids in the house have taken painting, writing and logic classes.
Apparently sometime during the teen days of Ganon, he went to prom with Desirae. I vaguely remember she asked him to go steady. I found a King crown in his inventory.
OMG! Maternity leave is over!
Vesper: It’s about freaking time too!
I really didn’t think she would ever go back.
What the hell are you two doing?
Rags: I’m beating this goody two shoes ass, that’s what.
Ganon: I’m so going to rip your stuffing out, punk.
Rags: Goody goody!
Needless to say, Rags was declared an enemy and is now forever in Ganon’s inventory.
Legacy point for Billy’s Portrait!
Ganon ended up in time out for public fighting.
The kids are pretty boring, so this part should go fast. They play video games, swim and go to school. That’s about it.
I added in a basement to use up their excessive amount of funds. Each kid now how their own room, desk, laptop and shelf for stuff they collect. In the middle is the bathroom. Four showers, 3 toilets and three sinks.
I see you found the pool that’s been there for a few days.
Billy: Yes, I had to make sure that it was safe.
Safe from what?
Billy: My wife.
The pool is a big hit. Kadaj, Tiffany and Tempest are now diving experts. Terra is hydrophobic and Vera hates the outdoors, so they are pretty much the tv watchers and video game masters.
It’s Ganon’s birthday, so Desirae came over and the waters were tested with positive results.
Vesper: I don’t want to be middle aged! I deserve to rule forever!
None of them look particularly overjoyed, but Ganon is really cute. His last trait is Socially Awkward, which gives him a very disappointing -4 score. I think, at this point, I knew he had no chance of being heir.
These two assholes celebrated their birthday with a baby.
A shotgun wedding was undertaken.
Ganon: Pack you bags, baby, we’re out of here!
Not so fast! You have a LTW to complete and portraits to paint. Get comfy, Des.
Desirae: You said having a baby would get us kicked out, Gan!
Ganon: It backfired.
He did eventually get his own still-life portrait done. Desirae will never earn legacy points, so she is basically incubating the kid and cleaning the house.
The kids never leave the pool anymore.
Everyone except Billy ran off to Ganon and Desirae’s graduation.
Vesper: I was so mad at Billy that I made him fix the dishwasher…in a puddle.
Apparently realizing what was going on, Billy didn’t ignore the second call to graduation.
I was bored and scouring the town. I sure hope this guy procreates. He’s kinda cute.
Desirae was vote most likely to burn down her house.
Ganon was Valedictorian and voted most popular.
Desirae: Make that little shit stop talking!
Sephi: My work here is done. I will be the heir even if I have to bore people to death to get there.
Kadaj is the only one that actually wants to learn skills. Today it’s potions. Ganon and Billy are working on their painting. Billy was sent off early in the marriage to get a job at the school. I had him quit when he got to level four. He needs to master painting and guitar. Ganon has master painting and writing.
Ganon is at painting 7 and writing 2.
Billy is at Painting 9 and guitar 1.
Vesper is at level 4 in her career. Still.
Terra and Tempest finally got the pop up box.
Terra gained Bookworm for a +1
Did you really have to blink? It’s not like they can see you any other time. ugh.
Tempest: Who cares. I don’t like my human form.
Tempest gained Cat Person for a +2
That puts our three oldest at
Tempest +3, putting her in a favorable spot to give the younger ones a run for their money.
Boring news: Terra and Tempest took an athletics class, driving class, logic class and handy class since they have to day off.
Desirae: This kid is killing me. When do I get a break?
When you move out. Get cleaning since you can’t go to work.
Ganon is basically a slave to the easel. Poor thing.
Desirae: I QUIT! I’m starving!
No one said you couldn’t eat, dumbass. Grab your stupid sandwich and eat.
Desirae: I CAN’T *wahhhhh*
Oh for Pete’s sake. What’s the problem now?
Desirae: The least you could do is get a crib for my boy dammit.
Oops. You have one now. Sorry. Little Mickey is the first of generation 3.
Finally, we are making progress.
Tiffany gained Can’t Stand Art
Vera-Ellen gained Natural Cook
Sephiroth gained Frugal.
Ganon, which we suspected and Terra are completely out of the running. Tempest has a slim chance. She either needs a YA trait of 2 or 3 and the others all have to lose points.
Next time, Kadaj becomes a teen, I’m not sure what else will happen. More skilling, skilling, skilling. Vesper’s career starts going good.
Last time, Vesper married Billy Caspian, a secret rich guy. They later had twin girls, Tempest and Terra.
Hunter’s truck finally got a makeover.
In case you were wondering, here is the expansion. Left is the skilling room, right is Ganon’s room.
Billy doesn’t mind helping out with the kids. For all his bad traits, he is not a bad guy.
Ganon: Just a head’s up, but I’m marrying your daughter, evil heir or not.
Heather: We’ll see.
Ganon: Bow down to your king, peasant!
Desirae: Oh, Ganon. I will bow down to you…as soon as you kiss my ass.
I see you’re up to your old tricks.
Vesper: Yes, but I think it was the other one that I wanted to do this to.
Vesper: Yes! That was much more pleasant.
I’m glad they are only babies for two days. It’s about all I can handle.
Here is Tempest not in ghost form.
Oh hell no! I haven’t had an abduction in several weeks. Why now?
All they do is eat, poop and cry.
It’s a good thing she got herself a helper slave.
Vesper: I can’t take much more.
Vesper; WAHHHHHHHHHH! RAWRRRRRRRRR!
Vesper: *sob* No.
Billy was forced to fix the damn sink for the 10 thousandth time.
She has quite the system down. Potty train one.
Steal candy from the other.
Both are finally potty trained though.
That completes the skill showing.
Because it’s labor time.
Vesper: What the hell is wrong with him!
Billy: I don’t feel so good.
These two are now left to do whatever the heck they want.
Vesper: Do you think anyone would notice if I just shoved them out the door for the day and took a nap?
Ganon: Probably. Then the social worker would come and you’d have to start baby making all over again.
Vesper: Crap. I didn’t think of that.
Do to size constraints, the skill room and nursery were swapped.
In case you were wondering, I have a mod that makes alien pregnancies 24 hours after the initial moodlet and the men do not gain weight.
I named the baby Kadaj, but then later on found out that it was a girl. Oops. I am treating her has a gen. 2 official baby, but she can’t be heir and I won’t be tallying points for her. She is excitable and athletic. She was born 24 hours after the triplets.
Ganon did make a gorgeous teen. The punk rolled friendly bringing his score to -3. I could kick you!
Ganon: Nope. I’m too nice a guy to be kicked. Plus I am practically raising 6 kids on my own.
Across town, I find out that Desirae had aged up too.
I won’t be documenting this much. It’s consists of a teen and two adults pissing themselves and passing out to keep the 6 from the social worker.
Two days later, and the triplets age up. It consists of two girls that are so alike, I can’t tell them apart yet.
and a boy.
Getting them skilled is next to impossible.
There are always at least two who don’t sleep when the others do. It’s very annoying.
Tiffany (no clue which one it is)- Couch Potato and Insane 2 + -1 = 1
Named for the Bride of Chucky.
Vera-Ellen – Hates the Outdoors and Loner 2 +1 = 3
Named for Vera-Ellen (aka Baby Firefly) from House of a 1000 Corpses
Sephiroth – Virtuoso and Perceptive. 1 + 1 = 2
Named for the Final Fantasy VII character.
Evil Points –
Kadaj is finally a toddle too.
Poor Kadaj was named after Sephiroth’s brother before I realized she was a girl. Oh well.
Sephi: Seepy daddy!
Billy: Okay, let me put you in and take you out of the playpen 10 times like a dumbfuck.
This is what it usually looks like around here. Starving or tired kids that scream. A lot.
The only one not enjoying this skill session is Vera who hates the outdoors and lags behind her siblings.
Billy: As strangers, I think we should learn to talk the old fashioned way. Can you say work sucks?
Guess who’s aging is broken? Yep. As usual. I have no clue how long they have been toddlers, but I know for fact they have had 1 day to child for two days. At least.
Vesper: I can’t wait until I’m done potty training these smelly things.
Or take off and leave your oldest child to take care of six kids all by himself.
Vesper: Yes, that was a good plan on my part.
He singlehandedly got this done.
and one was left out to eat, just to be different. I think that one is Vera actually.
I reset the town and deleted all my cache files. On the restart, I got the pop up that Billy was ready for his birthday. I got the girls done too.
Then there were four.
Vesper: I can’t do this anymore. I need to eat and sleep. Plus they were fighting over one potty.
Yes, that’s why 3 more just magically appeared. Sorry about that.
Vesper: Calgon, take me away!
Everyone has now gotten their very own potty, and are happy as clams for now.
They are so adorable!
Tempest: Quit staring at me, creeper!
Patrick Joy-Lessen: Dur. Was I being creepy?
Yes, now grab your helmet and drool somewhere else.
Then it was finally time. The triplets were finally ready.
We will see them next time as I have to leave and I have no more pics done. So, next time we see Ganon’s first portrait, age up pics for the triplets and Kadaj should age up too. I think it’s almost time for Vesper to have birthday too.
Evil Points –
Legacy Points: 4
Last time, our founder found herself in jail for the first time, she missed both of Ganon’s birthdays for one reason or another and she spent a lot of time hunting up gems and rocks to pay the bills, babysitters and buy food.
No. Even with hair over his face, he is still face one.
Vesper: I am vetoing him on the basis of his looks.
Here’s a possible. Aidan Jones.
Fine. We will keep him in mind though.
Maximus something or other?
Vesper: He’s a weirdo, but I guess we can put him on the list.
Vesper: Oh. I like him.
He’s not so bad.
It was hard to get him to talk because he kept going to skinny dip and there are about 20 people their all lined up to chat with Vesper.
Mostly, we found out that they are attracted to each other, they don’t have any incompatible traits, their signs are compatible though. The bad news is that he is dating Ruby Broke.
Billy Caspian: *pst* We should stop flirting, my girlfriend’s mom might catch on.
Vesper: Are you some sort of sissypants?
Billy: Well, no. Let’s just take this back to my place.
Things started heating up and Vesper moved in for the kill. When asked about his funds, it said that he had like $1,200 available.
By this time, we are in time crisis. Billy is starving and Vesper is about to pass out.
Vesper: Dump that huge nosed Ruby and be my boyfriend?
Billy: Anything for you.
Vesper: Get back here. We aren’t done yet.
Vesper and Billy Voorhees proudly announce their engagement and marriage.
I am stating for the record that at no point did it state that Billy was rich. I about swallowed my tongue.
Vesper: *gasp* I haz monies! No more scrounging for bill money.
You don’t have to worry about that anyway. I have been hoarding your points and you no longer have to pay bills, ever.
Vesper; *sob* I’m so happy, but in an evil overlordess way.
This is when I realize that it’s about 6am the next morning. She wooed Billy for the better part of 18 hours.
A little girl was standing outside the house. Since we ignored poor Ganon for the past day and a half, you should know that I kept an eye on his portrait and it stayed green the whole time. He brought this girl home with him and she never left, even though I got a pop up saying she needed to leave. Future spouse alert. I have put Desirae Crosby on the list for potential spouse for Ganon.
Poor Vesper was able to eat and pee, but yet again she did not make it to bed. Billy got the mail, paid the last bill ever to be paid, and invited Desirae back into the house. He ran to bed after that.
Desirae: Hey, lady, are you okay?
When Billy got up we were quite startled to check out his traits. Loner, over-emotional, slob, Inappropriate and Artistic. He likes French, Hamburgers and Black.
I quickly got him started on fixing the broken stuff.
Desirae and Ganon spent the day playing tag. They are almost up to being friends now.
Now that Vesper does not have to leave the house except for work (I turned off maternity leave, but she has two days off for the marriage, she got to cleaning. Billy was tasked with laundry and the other bathroom.
Ganon helps by doing the dishes. I think he’s trying to get on my good side.
Ganon: Is it working?
Yep. Keep it up.
Poor Desirae is so tired, but she won’t leave. Ganon does not have the option to ask her to leave and both adults are asleep.
Vesper got up, it’s now like 2am. She finds out that Desirae is Good, Clumsy and Grumpy.
Desirae: I read it in a book!
Vesper: Really? In your childlike opinion, do you think it’s possible?
Desirae: Yes. Just bash them in the head with the frying pan, scream like a girl and call the cops. When they get here tell them you thought it was a burglar! It’s foolproof.
Vesper: *takes notes* This is very good, Des. I think you will make a wonderful minion in my army. I would probably look favorably upon grandkids that you have with Ganon too.
Des: All part of my plan, future mom-in-law.
No time for a tour, but Ganon got a new room and I added on a skill room too.
Billy: Cool, pop that brat out so I can plant mine in and start earning legacy points.
Tempest – Easily Impressed and Athletic. Evil Points +1. She earns 0 points for being a ghost.
Named for Tempest, part of the X-Men universe.
Terra – Couch potato and easily impressed. Evil points: -1. Terra is now tied with Ganon, leaving Tempest with our only positive evil point!.
Terra is named from the nerdy girl from Teen Titans. I believe this is her third form.
Vesper; *whines* But I’m hungry and tired.
Billy: Just shut up. I just need to get off and we can be done.
Last baby of the generation is now implanted.
Vesper, for all her faults, deserves this guy. They are always interrupting each other for romance. It’s really sort of sweet.
She was totally busted playing and cuddling both babies.
Vesper got a call from Heather asking if she could bring her child over to play. Vesper said yes, of course.
Vesper has morning sickness bad this time. She’s always running to puke. Poor thing.
Vesper: It makes me suffer, therefore it must be really evil. This is good.
Vesper singlehandedly got both girls played with fed and changed before 9pm. Too bad they’ll be screaming and wide awake at 4am.
Harmony is a new immigrant in town. She is newly knocked up by the cross-eyed purple hair immigrant at the beginning of the update.
The new glitch where everyone, except the pregnant one, knows about the baby is really annoying. Vesper hasn’t even popped yet, and won’t for several more hours.
Contrary to what you might think, Ganon and Vesper are very close. She is 2nd in his panel behind Desirae, his only best friend.
Vesper: This better be the worst sim ever born. He/She better deserve causing me this discomfort. Or else.
Norman stopped by. I didn’t have the heart to stick his grave at the cemetery….yet.
There it is. Seems like the whole world knew before Vesper did though.
Terra – 0
Legacy points: 2
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