Family Update 2016

Hello?!  Hello?!  Is there anyone out there?

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Vera-Ellen, Sephiroth and Darian (or a reasonable facsimile).

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Edea, Ultimecia, and Megatron, re-created.

I hate myself for not saving Vesper.  They are on the same lot in the same town.  Hunter and Billy have both been killed off.

I’m not sure when I’ll start playing them, but they have been re-created for almost two years, I just lost them until recently.

Family Update

If you read my main blog, you know that my hard drive had a meltdown.  I did have a short warning, so I was able to back up a lot of my stuff.

I have been playing over the past couple of months, but I just have been uninterested in writing up and posting the updates.   Sadly, this is no longer an issue.  While the save is fine, the update files with screenshots is gone.

After three more meltdowns this week, I think my backup hard drive is going to make it with all my shit installed.  As soon as I locate my missing photoshop installer, I will get back at it.

As of now, Ulti, Edea and Megatron are teens, the pregnancy produced a baby boy and it was NOT Hunter’s baby.  He is now a child.  Vera-Ellen is a day or two away from full Adult.

I lost all my scoring, so I am remaking that in excel and will get the updated one during the next update.

Chapter 15

Sorry that it’s been awhile.  I have been playing all my games, I just haven’t been in the mood to edit, write up or post the updates.  Been doing a lot of fun for stuff and even cracked open Sims 2 for a few days.

Last time, Saffron cried relentlessly.  Gloria moved in with a shitload of money.  Her and Sephi then had a quick marriage.  The twins grew up and proved to be completely identical and adorably horrid.  Megatron aged up with some weird hybrid shit going on.  Ulti had a wing color change and that’s about it.

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My game hasn’t even rendered yet on start up and Saffron is screaming.  It’s safe to say (and I’m sorry) that I absolutely hate this kid.

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Edea wants you to know that she hates Saffy too.

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Edea:  You should have been drowned at birth.

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Gloria:  I’m just going to stand here and hold the screaming kid and not change her.

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Gloria:  Oh God.  She smells  so disgusting.  I have to leave the room.

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Saffron:  FEED ME!  CHANGE ME!  LOVE ME!!
The House:  NO!!!!

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Thank God.  She aged up mid-scream.
Now go get food, take a shower and shut up!

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Ulti:  I didn’t think it was possible to hate someone as much as I hate you.

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Ulti:  You are a blight on this family.

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Ulti: I’d rather have a yardful of dog shit instead of you here.

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Ulti:  I mean seriously.  How useless can you be?

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Saffy:  What the hell?  I’ve only just aged up today.  Cut me some slack!

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Ulti:  Cut you some slack?

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Ulti:  How about I just cut you.

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Ulti: Take that you lousy, stupid girl.

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Saffy:  I’m telling!
Ulti:  Like anyone will believe you.

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Gloria:  You stupid little bitch!  How dare you make my little Saffy cry.

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Ulti:  You will rue the day you yelled at me.  Now I’m going to bed.  Kicking the ass of that brat took all my energy.

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Ulti: No.  Not yet I’m not.  First, lady, you will pay for yelling at me.

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Ulti: When I’m  done with you, you’ll be sleeping on a bench, a useless homeless whore.

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Saffy:  Just having some juice.  No one will make me food.

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Saffy:  Even though I have drank the whole thing.  I’m still hungry.

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Saffy:  Clear the area!  Everyone out!
Why?

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Saffy:  Well, I have a problem.
Really?

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Saffy:  Yeah.  Bladder control issues.  I don’t want anyone to see.

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Sephi:  Hello, Media?  Yes, my daughter just peed the floor.  Can we put this on the front page?  K, thanks!

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Edea:  I cant believe I have to clean up your disgusting pee puddle.  You are so useless.

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Edea:  You are just to disgusting to even be around.

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Edea:  In fact, why don’t you just leave and never come back.

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Saffy attacks.

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Saffy:  Now shut up and clean my puddle, stupid!

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Ulti:  Oh no you didn’t!  You’re going down.  No one beats up my twin.

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Gloria:  Logically speaking, she was in the right to kick your ass.
Edea:  How about you catch a plane and take that idiot with you and never come back.

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Gloria;  I am sick and tired of you two heathens!  How dare you speak to me that way.

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Ulti is the ass kicking champion.

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Saffy:  I’ll get my imaginary friend to kill you in your sleep.
Ulti, Edea and Vesper:  *die laughing*

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Ulti:  My grandma loves me and hates you.

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Vesper:  Did that mean old Gloria ground you?
Ulti:  *sob*  Yes, grandma.
Vesper:  You and Edea are off the hook.  Now next time don’t get caught!
Ulti: Okay, grandma.

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Vesper:  Stay away from the twins if you know what’s best for you, Maid.
Saffy:  Grandma?
Vesper: Don’t talk to me.  Ever.

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Edea:  That bitch is going down.

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This little boy was over with his mom when Vesper let Edea off the hook (autonomously for both girls and ignored Saffron!)

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Much to Ulti’s happiness, the boy’s mom died of old age.

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I don’t even know which girls are in there.
Vera:  I don’t either.  The constant dust clouds are annoying though.

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I should have known.

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Ulti:  Yes.  Yes, you should have.  One day, I will kill her.

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Vera:  How dare you fight in public!  You are more grounded now than you were an hour ago.
Really?  That made no sense.
Vera;  Well, I can’t lock her in a closet, can I?
No.  I guess not.

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Ulti:  Oh that’s just great.

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Ulti:  Hahahaha!  You passed out like a loser!
Grim:  That Saffron is disgusting.  Why is she still alive?

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Lucky:  I am a slave to Saffy.  I will do whatever she wants me to.

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Lucky:  Including playing with her until she passes out.

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Lucky:  I didn’t want to do it.  She made me!

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Gloria pretended to put the fire out, but she really was just blowing it over her shoulder.

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The reason why became clear.

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The rigged Hot and Sour Soup that Lucky put out did find a target.

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Gloria:  Woohoo!  My plan to take out the family through Saffron is working.

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Gloria:  Boo!  It didn’t kill two people like I wanted!

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Ulti:  While I stand here in shock, let it be known that a river of blood will flow.

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Ulti:  Noo!!  I can’t survive without my other half.
Edea:  No!  Don’t  take me!

Ulti *gains an assassination skill point*

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Ulti:  You’re dead, preggo.

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Ulti:  So when she’s asleep, I just wrap my hands around her throat-
Vesper:  What are you doing, Ulti?
Ulti:  Just playing in the sand, Grandma!

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Vera:  I want my baby back.

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Ulti:  How do I go on with my heart broken?

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Sephi:  Well, the wife and daughter took out that dumbshit, Edea.  Now I’ll just hold Megatron until he dies of starvation.  Then we just have to take out Ullti and rule the house.

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Gloria:  Or we could drown him in my pee puddle or stomp on his head until his brains ooze all over.

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Ulti:  Why isn’t she back yet?
Because no one has gotten the Opportunity yet, duh!

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Vera:  Oh Hunter.  My baby died in a fire.  I can’t go on.
Hunter:  There, there.  I have something that will cheer you up.

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Oh an invisible Hunter woohoo.  Lucky Vera..I guess.

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Saffy:  Good job, Lucky!  Now we just have to wipe out everyone else.

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Vera:  You disgusting cow.  Can’t you use a toilet like a real person?Confused smile

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Saffy:  Things will be much better now that you’re real, Lucky.
Lucky:  I am your slave for life, my queen.

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The town is now overrun and I had to put in some starter houses.  Hopefully people start moving soon or I will have to do an age up party and kill off elders.

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Vera:  How is mommy’s little precious-
*perk*
Vera:  Oh shit.  How did I miss that?!?

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Vera: Will it even work?
Just try.

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Vera:  I wish to have my baby back.

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Edea:  I’m back Mommy!  I’m back!!  Does that mean I’m a zombie now?

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Ulti:  I didn’t kill her!  She fainted when she found out that Edea was back.

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Meanwhile, the shock of Edea’s return caused Gloria’s premature labor.

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I forgot to mark it down.  I think it’s a boy though.

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Vesper:  What happened now?
Ulti: I told Aunt Gloria that her brat looked like a burrito and that I was going to feed it to the zombies.
Vesper:  Hahaha!

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Vesper:  You have no rights disciplining children that don’t belong to you.  Stop harassing my girls.

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Gloria;  Shut up, you, you Vampire!

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Vesper: Oh, yes.  I will shut up.

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Vesper:  Next time, I’ll drain you.

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O_o

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Vera finally realized that Megatron had to learn to potty.  I think all the others were done.

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Another baby vampire.  I am wondering how this works because Gloria wasn’t turned until after he was three days old.  *shrug*

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Boris?:  I wuvs my mommy.

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Gloria knew that the end for her could be at any time, so she got Boris (?) skilling.

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Boris(?): I want toy!
Megatron: *ages up*

I just now see Saffron and Vesper fighting in the background.  I have no clue why either.

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Whatever it is, it makes Ulti respect her grandmother more.

Boris *starves*

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❤  He’s adorable!

Megatron had Mean Spirited locked in.

It now stacks up:

Ulti: 5 points
Edea: 4 points
Megatron: 1 point.

Cousin Boris was born an insane loser for 2 points lol

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Megatron:  Omg!  I love you grandma!

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MT:  I really have to pee, but I didn’t want to miss you stealing the candy.  Can I have it?

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Boris:  *gasp*

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Boris: *scream*    Feed me, now?

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Vesper:  No.  I’m off to work, brat.

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Vesper:  Get out of my way, loser.

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Gloria vamps it up.

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And brings Sephi over to the darkside.

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Then she called the realtor and took her family and moved out.

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The rest of the family held a huge pool party.

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While I was aging everyone up, Vera went into labor.

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The huge ass party went on all night while everyone waited for their birthdays.  Sadly, only 12 were elders, so I dropped the age down for adults overnight to trigger them to elderhood.  The town is reaching 250 population.  There are 25 infants, 35 toddlers, 600 children and 4 teens and the rest are YA and Adult.  (yes, slightly exaggerated).  I will get a new count soon.  I left before Vera had the baby..I sorta forgot I sent her to the hospital.

I am so sorry guys.  I just now realized that this update has 110 pics.  Considering the folder has 251, I thought I had done better at skipping over the useless junk.  I’ll try to have smaller one next time.

I have not played ahead, so next time, a new baby, the girls age up to teen (I quit on their birthday) and who knows what else will happen.

Chapter 14

I’m in a bad mood today. So, let’s have an evilly good time.

Last time, two murders occurred, two births occurred and we found out that ghosts are sissies.

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Today we open up with Vera being a great mom and a horrible aunt.

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Of course, this is how Saffron looks the whole freakin’ update though.  No one likes her.

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Later.

Saffron:  WAHHH! Want toy!
Twins:  Get out, loser.

Of note, the twins do not have IF’s.  Saffron does.

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Grandma feeds and cuddles Megatron and then heads for Saffron.

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Not that Vesper was going to be nice or anything.

Ulti:  Funny Gwamma!

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That is my favorite new interaction.  The look of horror is hysterical.

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That is not.  Vesper then went and stole candy yet again.

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Vesper:  Scream, little brat!  It infuses me with happiness!
Darian:  Geez brat.  Shut up!

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Saffron:  WAHHHH!

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Ulti:  Screams are fun!
Edea:  Will she ever shut up?  I can’t concentrate on my damn blocks.

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Saffron: WANT TOY!

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Darian finally feeds the little jerk so he could get some sleep.

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Vera:  Shut up, idiot!

Saffron: *is eating*

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Darian ignores the screaming brat and heads to the other screaming brat.

Saffron: WANT TOY!!

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Meanwhile, Sephi can hear his kids screams but ignores them in the face of the half naked maid who spent the night.

Sephi: So, want to move in?  I just got a promotion!
Gloria:  Congrats!  I’d love to move in.

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What the heck?   Why do the NPC’s have such huge amounts of cash?

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Ulti:  Birfday!

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Edea:  That usurper better not get any bright ideas!

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Megatron ignores his evil big sisters.

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Oh I thought you were going to stay stupid your whole life.  Congrats on finding your stupid doll.

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So freaking identical.  It’s pretty cool

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Poor Gloria moves in and is forced to potty train her new boyfriend’s little brat.

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Megatron is a HUGE conundrum.  He is a witch fairy like his sisters, but he is also a vampire (3 occults?) like grandma.  I even went in and took away the vampire trait.  He has been reset, debugged and he still has vampire eyes.

/so annoyed.

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Ulti was found playing with dad outside and given her makeover.

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Darian:  Evil daughter is evil.
Ulti: Sorry, daddy!

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Inside dancing, Edea was quite happy with her makeover.

It’s killing you isn’t it?  You really want to know what they got on age up?

Are you sure?

….

Okay.

Ultimecia: Mean Spirited
Edea:       Snob.

Current standings
Ultimecia with 5 points.
Edea       with 4 points.

Both traits gained them +2.

Edea is not gonna go down easily guys.

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Edea:  I’m totally going to steal the heiressness out from under you.
Ulti:  Yeah?  You and who’s army?

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I now announce to you Sephi and Gloria.  One wants to be DNA profiler the other an International Super Spy.

*dies*

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After everyone else has gone to bed, little miss Ulti was still dancing the night away.

Tiffany had a baby girl.  They (EA) named her Emily.

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Sorry guys, I got bored the other day and I sailed the high seas and found CS5 folder.  I can’t actually use it for long because it sucks, but I am going to have to find a full version soon.  It’s way better than my PSP X.

Both girls flew their brooms for the first day of school.  Ulti beat Edea by almost 30 minutes.

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I am amused that they always have the same expression on their faces.

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Vampireless Megatron was left outside.  He got an IF though, so he’s pretty happy.

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Saffron:  GIMME TOY!!!
Megatron:  I am sorry, cousin.  You already had your turn.  I will let you have it when I have learned all I need to.

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Gloria came to take care of her.  Not that it helped in any way.

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Saffron:  I hate them all.  I hope a meteor kills them.  Then I will take over the world.

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*Gloria gets her makeover*

Gloria:  Just drink your bottle and be quiet for once.

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Saffron:  MY TURN!!
Megatron:  *ignores Saffron*

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Gloria:  Come on.  No one is going to listen to you, kid.  You cry too much.

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Meanwhile, we almost lost Sephi in a tragic accident.

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Sephi:  Goddamned, mother-
Gloria:  You okay, honey?
Sephi:  Peachy.

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Sephi: Yay! I survived!

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Celebratory/consummation woohoo!

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Really? You fix the laptop while they are doing their business?
Vesper:  Who cares about that…did I hear a chime?
Um…maybe?

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Metgatron:  They left me out here all afternoon.  Do they not realize that I need to eat and poo?
Sorry, kiddo.

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I really need to find CS5 for keeps.  I just found a 120mb folder that does not install or save settings.

Sadly, Ulti’s wings have a horrible green tint to them, which I detest.

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I mean, really detest.

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I gave her the swirly wings.

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I ended the night doing actual poses, which I never do.

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I have a feeling that Megatron would have been identical too if he were a girl.

I can’t believe how overpowered Darian’s genetics were.

Sorry it was not a better update.  I am annoyed and not feeling very witty today.

Evil Points:
Ulti: 5
Edea: 4
Megatron: -1

Legacy Points…same as last time I think.

Chapter 13

Last time, the first kids of Generation 3 were born.  Ultimecia leads her sister Edea by 1 point in the goal for heiress.  Sephi took his relationship with Gloria it new heights, ignoring his pregnant wife.  Vesper got a gift that I didn’t give permission for and she was caught flirting (I think), which caused Billy to feel betrayed.

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First things first.  Ultimecia (black wings) and Edea (peach wings).  Identical except for the wings. I feel that if Ulti was not evil, her wings would be the same color as Edea’s.

Next up –

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Mickey has become a fairly cute teen.  He belongs to Ganon and Desirae.  He is their only child and they are still spewing out eternally faithful pop ups at every turn.

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Osvaldo has turned into a cute little guy.  He had poo-green EA hair, so I changed it.  He is the oldest child of Kadaj and Bill.  The pollination punishment for woohooing during a party brought forth brand new infant, Shaunna.

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Terra and Jennifer are still happy together.  They have Wilbert.  He will probably need surgery.  His overbite is horrific.

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Tempest and Isaac give us Sonny.

Vesper has a want for 10 grandkids.  I might throw a party and see if anyone goes crazy in the beds for a pollination explosion.  I did get word that Earnest and Tiffany are expecting too.

Now on to the update.

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Edea:  You will spend all your time with me, Uncle Sephi.

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Ulti:  You are pwaying with the wrong girl, Uncle Sephi.

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I don’t care that you’re hungry.  Do not stop!

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He has actually been doing fairly well.  I do have to stop him from painting from time to time though.

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Sadly, Ulti has been a bit neglected so a fairy house had to be bought for her (and Edea).

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Then the babies got traumatized when their dad dragged Vera off.

Baby incoming.

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At least daddy will play with Ulti.

Edea:  Pway wiff me, daddy!

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They hide their hate behind fake smiles.

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Vera finally realized that Ulti was going to bring the social workers down on them and ran for her.

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Plumbob sighting or not.  He is done!  That gives us 1 point and knocks off Master of the Arts from the list.

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He is just in time to get on diaper duty.

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Some guy croaked while we were waiting for Dusty to come out with the newest baby, Saffron.

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Dusty:  You mess with my kid and I’ll box your ears.
Vesper:  I doubt you can do anything buried in the backyard.

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This is funny for one reason.  Vesper did not do this to either twin.

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Punk ass is still sporting his betrayed moodlet.  Grow a set of balls and get over it.

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I am not happy about this.
Vera:  Hey, you know we have to keep going until we get a boy!
Yes, but you could have waited.

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Vera:  I can do what I want.  I want a baby now.
Ugh.

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Sephi?
Sephi:  What?
Why are you potty training?
Sephi:  Because no one else will go near her.
Oh. Ok.  Carry on.

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Vesper:  Potty training makes me angry.  Especially when I have to stand next to my enemy.
Enemy?
Vesper:  I hate Sephi with every fiber of my being.
D:<  They have a full red relationship bar.  Not enemies yet, but it’s close.

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Vesper:  So..another baby?j
Vera:  Yep
Vesper:  I  doubt you will ever top Ulti, but good luck.

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Vesper:  Why do I have to feed it?
Um because you keep stealing candy from her?  Now be nice!
Vesper:  *pouts*

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Vesper:  Keep it up, Sephi.  I am hoping when Dusty finds out you both kill each other in the war.

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Yes, I did turn the tv on just for her.   She lives though.

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Saffron ages up!  She is Neurotic and Easily impressed.  If we were keeping her score, she has a whopping 0 evil points.

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Even though it’s only been a few days, I opened the game up today and had totally forgotten that she was pregnant.

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Ulti:  Her unhappiness makes me happy.  Suffer, cousin!

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Saffron:  Gimme food, you old bat.

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Ulti:  No! Don’t feed her!  I want her to starve!

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Billy is enjoying being able to paint 24/7.

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I don’t think it was mentioned, but Sephi is a crooked cop trying to convince the city police that the Voorhees family is on the Up ‘n Up.  He is currently level 3.  He will be heading into the DNA branch so that he can try and keep his family from being indicted on murder charges.

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Saffron was finally helped into skilling.  She is sorta cute.

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Ulti:  Jail sucks.

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Edea:  Talking fun!

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Vera:  Will you take care of your kid!  We are sick of her constant screaming.
Dusty:  Mind your own business, bitch.

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Vera:  You will take care of that kid right now.
Dusty:  Screw you!

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Vera *gives Saffy a bottle*
Dusty:  Who said you could feed my child?

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Vera:  I will not lose my kids because of your laziness.

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Dusty:  My name is Vera.  I’m a lazy couch potato that can’t do anything but pop out sniveling little bastards.

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Vera:  Want to see what else I can do?

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Saffy:  Quit fighting and pway wiff me!

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Vera:  Let me take care of the garbage and I will, Saffy.
Dusty:  Ahhh!

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Saffy:  Mommy?
Dusty:  …

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Vera:  That was so cool!  No wonder mom loves her life.

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Vera:  Next time.  Fire.  I think we should burn someone.

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Everyone is home and not one person came out to mourn.   Wow!
Dusty:  Please!  I can’t leave my daughter with these people!
Grim:  Too bad.  Get the hell in the grave.

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Life continues on as if Dusty never existed.

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Then Vera’s water broke.

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Daddy and the girls don’t even notice.  The fairy house party music was a wee bit too loud.  Vera flips off the house and heads to the hospital.

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Darian did get there in time though.  Vera brings out our boy, Megatron.  He is absent-minded and neurotic.

Evil points: -1
Bah!

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At some point, Vesper completed her transformation from the bite she got from Tiffany at the wedding (or whenever).  I should also note the Vesper and Gloria are best friends…I just don’t know how that happened.

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Billy:  You have no right to try and hug me, bitch.  In fact, I don’t want any part of this family anymore,.
Vesper:  Do you want to rethink that?
Billy:  No.   I hate you and this house.

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After Vesper drained Billy dry and Grim took him away, Sephi grabbed the remains and threw them out in the garbage.

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So, like last chapter with Vesper and Billy, this chapter Darian has the betrayed moodlet.
Darian:  I am through with this relationship!  I have had it.

Yet again, I am sitting here just sitting here confused.

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Darian then beelined for Gloria, who had just come over after Sephi called her up.

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I had Vera walking out to kill him if he tried anything with Gloria, but then I was doubly shocked.

Darian:   My wife cheated on me and I realized that I am no better.  Can we just be friends?
Gloria:  Fine with me.  I don’t like you much anyway.

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Vera was still on her way over, so I had her test the waters.  Things are back on track and they still had a full relationship bar.  I was so happy.

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Gloria, free from both Billy and Darian ran off to find Sephi and go in for the official wooing.

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We all knew there was no doubt that he would accept her offerings.

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Vesper:  So, you are after my son?
Gloria:  Yes.  I love him.
Vesper:  Even though you didn’t ask, you have my blessing.

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Hunter:  Oh God!  It’s her!
Vesper:  Want to watch a movie?

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Hunter:  Is that bitch kidding?
Yes.  Dumbass.

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Vesper:  I was not. I want to make amends now that we both could live forever.
Hunter:  AHHHH!  It’s the murdering, evil, vampire Empress of Evil!  AHHHHHH!

*is dying*

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Vesper:  What an idiot.  I’m glad I killed him.

That’s all we have time for today.  Stay tuned. Next up are birthdays!

Evil Standings:
Ulti – 3
Edea – 2
Megatron – -1

Legacy Score:

Generation Points -3
Lifetime Wish Points -3
Portrait Points -9
Legacy House Points – 2
Aspiration Points -2

Total – 19

Chapter 12

Last time, Vesper took out Dusty sister, later identified as one Venessa Farr.  Vesper was turned in by her grandson through marriage, Joe Shelley-Lott.  During the ensuing fight with Dusty, Vera-Ellen had gone into labor alone in the basement.

~A/N:   I finally put a disclaimer to the side.  There will never ever be sexual abuse written about in any of my stories nor will drugs.

Not addressed last chapter is that after the wedding, but before Venessa was killed, Vesper was accused of cheating on Billy.  I didn’t address because I thought it was a false accusation.  Billy does have the betrayed moodlet, but no one else has the witnessed betrayal moodlet.  Memories have been turned off since Ganon hit YA, so I have no clue what happened.  I am unsure of how this is going to effect the update~

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We pick up with Vera-Ellen trying to make her way through the house to the hospital.
Vera:  I’d so rather be watching tv right now. 
Tough.  Get your butt out the door.

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Vera:  I don’t think I can!

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She ended up popping the babies out right in the hallway.  Grandpa was all over the babies like a rash.

Billy:  Hello little precious!
Quit stalling and get back to your guitar.
Billy:  My heart is broken and you insist on my working the guitar?
Yes.  You can play country songs about how your truck loves you more than your murdering wife does.

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Billy: It’s not a tractor, but my old car still thinks I’m sexy.
Oh for the love of Pete.  We don’t live in Twinbrook!  It’s not okay to love your car.

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This is what you need to be worrying about pal.  Your athletic skill is only a smidge away from level 6.  I doubt that’s high enough to keep you alive. 

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Sephi finally lets his frugal side shine through.  He spent his whole morning walking around shutting off lights and clapping.

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It was a little much when he shut if off while Billy (naughty!) was sneaking in painting time.

I thought you were asleep?
Billy:  That bitch Vesper was in my bed.  I can no longer sleep in the same room as a cheater.
Oh God.  Spare me the drama.  Just go somewhere else.

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Vesper will be displeased with this development. 
Dusty:  Yes, my baby, after we take them all out, you will take over the world.

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Vesper:  Get that asshole out of my bed. 
sigh.

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I did and what does that shit do?  It had nothing to do with his guitar.  That’s all that matters.

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Dusty is trying to look all sweet and innocent, but the house thinks she poisoned the bottles.

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Vera ran down to make sure her girls were okay.

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Sephi:  Bill, I have to call you back, I saw someone I need to do.

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Gloria:  How can you flirt with me when you have a broken sink?  The mess is unsanitary!

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Sephi:  Hey, hurry up and get that sink fixed, would you?
Dusty:  Asswipe.

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Sephi:  Now where were we again?
Gloria:  Your mom?
Sephi:  Could care less. 

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Sephi:  See.  All is well.  Dusty is fixing the sink.
Gloria:  I better not get fired for this.
Sephi:  Never.

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Sephi:  Let’s take our party out of the kitchen and find someplace with less traffic.

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Gloria:  Like what you see?
Sephi:  Definitely.
Your mother would have a fit if she saw you screwing in her bed.
Sephi:  Then keep your mouth shut.

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Vesper:  In light of you carrying my grandchild, I have decided to give you a stay of execution. 

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Dusty:  Then my plan will be a success.  You would never kill a parent of your blood. 
Vesper just smiled and walked away.

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You like this one the best, don’t you?
Vera:  No.  I just never get to hold the other one.  Grandma won’t put her down.

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I heard the screaming all the way down in the basement.  I quickly zoomed over.

Dusty:  Why do you smell like my husband?
Gloria:  Bitch, are you saying that I stink?
Dusty:  Wait.  Where’s your uniform?

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Gloria:  I suggest that you don’t piss me off.  I’m on to you and so is the rest of this family.

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Sephi:  Mmmm.  Naked ladies, mud and wrestling.  God, I’m so horny right now.

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Gloria:  Sephi!  What has come over you!
Dusty:  WTF?
Sephi:  *humps Gloria’s leg like a dog*

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Dusty:  I have no words right now.  I’m too hungry.

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Dusty:  This displeases me.

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Gloria:  He’s mine now, preggo.
Dusty:  We’ll see about that.

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Dusty:  They will both pay for this.

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Gloria;  What kind of monster are you?
What did I do now?

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Oh.  That.  Um.  It does need to get fixed. 

The Next Day: 

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Gloria:  Sir!  I think you should step back!

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Gloria:  Or not.
Darian:  I saw you and Sephi.  If you want me to keep my mouth shut, then-
Gloria:  That won’t work on me.  I was already promised that I would never lose my job and Dusty already knows.

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Darian:  It’s Vesper you should worry about, girl.  Dust is a speck of nothing next to her.

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Gloria:  If you’re wife finds out about this, we’ll both be dead.
Darian:  We will just have to be more careful than you and Sephi were.

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Oh shit.  Vera.  Don’t look.
Vera:  Hey Tiffany.  Mom has not forgiven Joe yet.  I hope you didn’t bring him. 
Tiffany:  Nope, just stopped by to see the babies.

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Vesper:  Tiffany!  Just the daughter I want to see.
Tiffany:  What do you need, Mom?

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Luckily no one ever looks into the skill room. 

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Grandpa and Sephi were getting the girls ready for their unveiling.

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Edea:  I stinky!

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Ultimecia:  Daddy is picking up the wrong  girl!

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Ult:  They will both pay for this.

*are they identical?  I so need to get them in CAS and see*

Yelling is heard from the hallway…Let’s go!

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Billy:  You are one horrible, cheating and evil bitch.  I wish I had never met you.

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Vesper: But the kids-
Billy: -would have been better off not being born.

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Vesper:  Get back to your guitar you worthless husk of a man.

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Billy:  Why?  So that you can kill me like you did Hunter all those years ago?
Vesper:  Finish your last 50% and you can find out first hand.

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Ult:  My Gwamma.  Go away!

Ultimecia is Evil and Loves the Outdoors.  She likes Indie, Cookies and Spice Brown.

She is named for Ultimecia, from Final Fantasy 8.

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Edea:  You will regret locking me in this cage, daddy.

Edea is Clumsy and Grumpy.  She likes Pop, Frogs legs and Pink.

She is named for Edea, from Final Fantasy 8

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Edea Kramer was a Sorceress who hated her powers.  Ultimecia took possession of her body.

Evil Points:

Ulti – Loves the Outdoors – 0
        Evil +3

Edea:  Clumsy  0
          Grumpy +2

Generation: 3
LTW Complete:  2
Portraits:   9
100K Happy Points:  1 (Vesper)

Legacy Points:  15

Chapter 11

Last time, the wedding of the century took place.  The men of the house have decreed it open season on Gloria the Maid. Dusty and her sister have angered the EoE.

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Gloria:  The wedding was amazing!  Now I’m off to cry myself to sleep.

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Tiffany:  You alien bitch.  I hate you!

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Kadaj:  I’m going to beat your ass if you don’t shut the hell up.
Tiffany:  *goes home*

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Tempest:  Mom.  The wedding was great!  I wish those bitches had shut up though.  It’s was horrible.

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Vesper;  I would ask for forgiveness, but I’m not sorry for what is about to happen.

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Terra;  You dirty, disgusting bitch.  You almost ruined my baby sister’s wedding.

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Vesper:  Who the hell do you think you are?  How dare you come into my house and act the way you have.

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I really can’t remember her name.  Forgive me.
Dusty’s sister:  You are a horrible person.  I can’t believe my sister is stuck in this house with you.

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Terra;  God woman, don’t you ever shower?  Disgusting cow.

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Vesper:  I will show you just how horrible I can be.

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Terra:  WOOOHOO!!  Kick her ass, mama!

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Vesper:  Now get off my property and never come back!

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Vesper:  Oh, whoops too late.  *grin*

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Terra:  Oh.  Hi Earnest’s kid.  What’s going on?

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Earnest’s kid:  Um noth–what is going on here?

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Vesper practices her horror for Earnest’s boy.
Terra:  Nothing going on here.  It’s time for you to leave.

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Vesper:  Don’t ever cross me.  I won’t stand for it.

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Dusty:  What happened to my sister? *sob*
Billy:  You evil bitch!
Vesper:  Billy what the hell happened to you?

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Dusty:  Not my sister!  How could you let this happen?
Who cares about her.  What the hell happened to Billy?
Vesper:  Hurry up, waddles!  I need to get hiding before the Po-Po show up.

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Please don’t take me!  It’s not my time yet!

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Don’t you dare boy!
Vesper:  Continue with that call and bad things will happen to you!

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Sephi:  Take care mom!  I’m off to work!
Boy:  *whispers*  Hello, police?  I just witnessed a murder.  Send help.
Bill:  Big mistake, boy.

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Dusty:  Thank you, boy!  *sob*
Darian:  What the hell do I do now?
Dunno.

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Dusty:  I’m going to kill that bitch!

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Vera:  What happened?  I was enjoying some sexy times and I though I heard some Grim music.

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Vera:  Really?  She killed that bitch that ruined my wedding?  This pleases me.

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Bill:  Whelp.  Gotta go.  Hate to woohoo in your bed and run, but um- BYE!   Kadaj!  Get in the car.  NOW!
Kadaj:  Watching her misery is much more fun.  I will be along shortly.

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Vera:  Your husband is a pansy.
Kadaj:  Yes, but I love him anyway.

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Darian:  I still have no clue what I should be doing.
Just stand there and look cute.

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Vesper:  Can I help you?
Cop:  I have a report that you murdered a female in cold blood.
Vesper:  Lies!  I wouldn’t hurt a fly!

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Billy, you will not eat yourself to death just to avoid the last level of guitar.  Run.  Run Fast.  I will ask Hunter to train you if you aren’t careful.
Billy:  The plates.  I had to lick them all clean.  In the face of my wife murdering that girl in cold blood, I could not resist.

Stupid slobs.

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Vesper plead her innocense to no avail.  She quickly resorted to her “Poor me” face.

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Vesper:  There will be hell to pay for this injustice!

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She is the walking dead.

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Vera:  You made a huge mistake acting that way at my wedding and encouraging your sister to do the same was worse.

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Dusty:  Watch yourself, Vera.  I am more than willing to take a page from your mother’s book and kill you.  Everything will then belong to the rightful heir, Sephi.

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You’re just going to sit there and let her threaten your life?
Vera:  Darian forbids me to do anything that might harm the baby.
Good thinking on his part, I guess.

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You are not allowed near the dirty dishes again!
Billy: Fine.

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What are you doing?
Vera:  Waiting for that bitch to get out of my spot.

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Dusty:  How dare you!  You basically encouraged her to murder my sister.
Ooops.

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Back away from the cake!
Billy:  You worked me to death.  I need food.

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Billy: It’s time!

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Billy:  I’m old.  Yay!  I am almost ready to escape this madhouse!

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What are you doing here?
Vesper:  My evilness could not be contained.  They had to release me.

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Dusty:  When you least suspect, I am going to take you out.
Vesper: You couldn’t take me on if you tried.

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Dusty:  Let’s go, bitch!

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Vesper:  Let me loosen up a bit.

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Meanwhile, Vera goes into labor due to the stress of the situation.

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Back upstairs, Vesper sent Dusty flying.

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Vesper;  Take me on?  Really?  I don’t think so.

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Dusty:  Medic!

The aftermath.  Next time.  Only here.  What will Vesper do next?  What about Vera?

Stay tuned.